Luke

Profile Pictures
Luke's profile pictures often match his girlfriend's profile picture. They will change frequently for this reason. He doesn't even watch anime that much, but she likes the profile pictures and will often choose them.

Math
Luke's favourite integral (shown below). Luke will be happy if he sees someone solve it. While not the most difficult integral in the world, it's just cool.

$$\int_{-\infty}^{\infty}{e^{-x^2} dx}$$

Talking to Luke about math will generally make him happy. He is also willing to help you with any math homework you have if you catch him on a good day.

Here's another couple cool integrals for you from various Putnam math competitions.

$$\int_{0}^{a}{\int_{0}^{b}{e^{\max\left\{b^2x^2,a^2y^2\right\}} dy} dx}$$

$$\int_{0}^{1}{x^{-x} dx}$$

#programming
Luke has a lot of experience programming - this is upwards of eight years with various languages. This includes, but is not limited to: Java, C#, C++, C, SQL, x8600 Assembly, Python, MIPS, VHDL, SystemC.

A lot of this experience stems from his own interest as a hobby and as a degree in university. This mostly explains why he deals with low-level languages and various hardware descriptive languages to communicate with microprocessors and microcomputers.

Birth
Birth and death, twin-sister and twin brother,

Night and day, on all things that draw breath,

Reign, while time keeps friends with one another,

Birth and death.

Each brow-bound with flowers diverse of wreath,

Heaven they hail as father, earth as mother,

Faithful found above them and beneath.

Smiles may lighten tears, and tears may smother

Smiles, for all that joy or sorrow saith:

Jay nor sorrow knows not from each other,

Birth and death.

"Luke is the light, he walketh either day or night, neither quarrel nor fight, all his doing never wrong but right, he goes prepare us a sight, where there will be no more night, he is worthy to be called Luke." - Will Smith

Early life
Luke was born the only child to Bill Gates, but tossed aside at age 5 to work on a farm in Siberia where he farmed ice until he made enough money to start a new life with his 17 daughters in Canada. There, he gained fame for playing the piano as popular internet meme "piano cat". Since then, Luke has been living a comfortable (not) life as a student in Western Canada trying to get a degree in Computer Engineering without suffering too much. He has 4 biological mothers and 8.3 biological fathers.

Academic Career
High school was tight. Now a BSc. Computer Engineering graduate in Canada. He has published multiple articles to top scientific articles and Time Magazine calls him the next Albert Einstein. Fo shizzle ma nizzle.

Current life
He has a job teaching computers about ice and wind turbines. Learns Mandarin Chinese, plays the guitar, does game development, plays League of Legends, CS:GO and other games with his friends. He lives now in a mansion in upstate Hollywood, Canada among the movie stars and celebrities.

Future ambitions
He's sort of figured out what to do with his life a bit. He plans to maybe go to the United States or stay in Canada for graduate school in artificial intelligence and machine learning. Graduate school applications are not pog. Just wants a happy life doing something he doesn't find boring.

Discography

 * Luke wrote "Mary Had a Little Lamb" in July of 2018.
 * Luke suggested to Simon & Garfunkel to change the name to "The Sound of Silence" instead of the originally planned "The Sound of a Moose on LSD". This was a major stepping stone for Simon & Garfunkel.

Filmography

 * Luke had a small, but important role in "Citizen Kane", 1941, where he played himself.
 * Luke was also in 2004's "Shark Tale" where he played Lucky Day the seahorse. Will Smith described working with Luke as a formative event in his acting career. "A true professional through and through" - Will Smith.

Death
Sitting on the windowsill, glassy eyes gazing upon the city below: Hollywood, Canada. Luke drew a deep breath realizing how few of those he had left. The AIDS, HIV, Lymphoma, Hepatitis (A and B), Diabetes (1 and 2), Pancreatic Cancer, and old age had finally caught up to him.

"Yuuhhhh, that's hot," exclaimed Will Smith, solemnly. Tears rolling down his cheeks, he embraced his old friend. "Jaden's vibes are going to be seriously harshed by this man!"

For him She has come. As falls the leaves of autumn, so too falls the sands of time. Gripping, pulling, dragging. Grave men near death, who see with blinding sight. Blind eyes could blaze meteors and be gay. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Through wise men at their end know dark is right, because their words had forked no lightning they. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

"Who is Joe?" asked Will Smith.

And now was acknowledged the presence of the Red Death. He had come like a thief in the night. And one by one dropped the revellers in the blood-bedewed halls of their revel, and died each in the despairing posture of his fall. And the life of the ebony clock went out with that of the last of the gay. And the flames of the tripods expired. And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.